Am I a Luddite?

Here's a quote from a NY Times article (subscription required)

"Everyone who is going to pay for TV already pays for it," said Todd Mitchell, an industry analyst at Kaufman Brothers Equity Research. "The only people without it are Luddites and people too old to appreciate it."

Yes, everyone who is willing to pay for TV already pays for it. No, The rest of us just watch PBS because it has the only good shows on. Wait, it's pledge week, I am paying for my TV. Yahoo, I'm no longer a luddite and my gray hairs are going away.